Hi there. My names Patrick (although i tend to respond to "you" "shaggy" "dunleavy" "eb" P-Diddy and countless others).
I'm older today than I was yesterday, and am currently writing the terribly exciting story of my life. It has involved many things, including: fun trips, otters, hard drinks, Yuste, boring work, pretty women and several furry little kitty cats.
I enjoy things that I find fun and dislike things that I find boring. I have a fondness for most things good and a general disdain of most things bad. I am no more complex than two or so hundred words in a java-based (maybe?) text field. I'm simpler than an Amoeba.